Extremely critical
Highly critical
Moderately critical
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Not critical

I think they need to add “outrageously critical” “whimsically critical” and “critically critical”.

“Industry scaremonger^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H advisory firm Secunia released a re-packaged version of someone else’s advisory today. According to Secunia, once the Potrzebie virus infects a user’s system it randomly phones contacts in the user’s address book and attempts to order pizza on the user’s behalf. Selected variants of the virus have been reported to cause random socks to vanish in the dryer.”