Last night’s episode of NCIS revealed a secret that has been hidden for quite some time. There is a backdoor in all iris scanners – two people have had their iris minutiae programmed into every iris scanner and can unlock any protected door (which amounts to about 5 doors, but important doors they must be)!

I heard a rumor (actually, I am starting a rumor) that there are only two people trustworthy enough to bear this responsibility. And they are…