It is with great excitement and anticipation that I announce the Month of No Bugs (MONB)!
This month, I promise NOT to look for any new bugs out there, NOT to artificially elevate my bugs above all others, NOT to complain that vendors should give me the attention I deserve, NOT to pound my chest and cry that we need better developers, NOT to ignore all of the other threats and vulnerabilities that exist in IT, NOT to pat myself on the back for finding one of an infinite number of bugs as if it matters, and NOT to increase the aggregate risk on the Internet.
Who is with me?