The Best Virtualization Joke Ever…

… but only because it’s the only one. Stop reading now if you can’t handle humor ;-)

Three hypervisors walk into a bar.

The first hypervisor points to the pool table across the room and says to the other two, "watch this!" He snaps his fingers and the cue ball magically hits the 8 ball into the corner pocket. Hyvie 2 pats him on the back and says, "Nice job, but that’s nothing. Watch this!" Hyvie 2 points to the abandoned building across the street and snaps his fingers. Amazingly, a carnival appears out of nowhere, complete with hundreds of people, cotton candy and a ferris wheel!

Hyvie 1 and Hyvie 2 proudly give each other high fives and turn to Hyvie 3, who has been quietly standing by, watching the bravado. Then Hyvie 2 says, "Heh, heh – why so glum? I bet you can’t beat that one!"

Hyvie 3 slowly looks from Hyvie 1 to Hyvie 2… then he claps his hands.

And the other two disappear!