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California university reports data hack

"The school contends that there is no evidence that hackers targeted the server with the intent of stealing the personal data, which included names and Social Security numbers, but it has already informed individuals effected by the incident via e-mail and postal mail."

Boston College reveals alumni data breach

"Although the investigation bore no evidence that hackers may have accessed alumni information stored on the database, which included individuals’ Social Security numbers and other personal details, the school decided to inform all the people whose records may have been compromised."

Hacking raid on Sumitomo bank thwarted

"The bank has confirmed that a probe is under way and stressed that no money was lost. But officials declined to offer further details, citing the ongoing investigation.

"We have undertaken various measures in terms of security and we have not suffered any financial damage," a spokesman said. "

Bank of America loses a million customer records

"Federal law enforcement officials were immediately engaged when the tapes were discovered missing, and subsequently conducted a thorough investigation into the matter, working closely with Bank of America," the bank said in a statement. "The investigation to date has found no evidence to suggest the tapes or their content have been accessed or misused, and the tapes are now presumed lost."