BOSTON, MA Wednesday, 1/31/07 – The nation mourns the deaths of hundreds of Americans during the simultaneous detonation of improvised explosive devices (IEDs) in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco, and Philadelphia. The devices, disguised to look like inocuous blinking "pac-men" were placed throughout the cities. For days prior to their detonation, they simply looked like a set of blinking lights. "I thought it was cute," said Stephanie Jones, 24, "in the city, this type of thing is common so nobody even considered the problem."

Boston was also on the target list for these IEDs, but an alert police officer on the Boston Police force identified the threat. Armed with this information, police officers canvassed the city and dispatched with most of the devices, and contained the damage of the three that did detonate through their security precautions. "These guys are the true heroes of our city," said lifetime Bostonian Bob Harrison, 56, "They are really on the ball." Sergeant Billy Costigan was credited with identifying the initial threat. "To be honest, I was worried about looking like a fool, seeing these stupid blinking lights, but when I saw the circuit board, batteries and packaging I decided I should do anything. Heck, I’m not trained in this – all they tell you in training is not to go near them. Obviously, now I am glad I took the chance of getting egg on my face and am happy to be doing my job."

Inquiries still remain for the rest of the cities. Already, security experts are lining up to criticise city leaders. "I can’t believe that these guys would let a cute set of blinking lights convince them that there was no threat. What do they expect – a big package with a countdown clock in the middle of the street with a sign on it that says ‘Bomb’?" "There was plenty of information available to stop this – it goes to show you how stupid our law enforcement is. I can’t believe they just never get it right."

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[Try this sometime - take a walk around a city and try to figure out where the bombs could be placed. Someone please predict for me when and where and how the next attack will occur before it happens instead of saying afterwards that you knew it all along. It's a big shocker that, when under attack, people in Boston are acting like human beings sometimes act in trying to defend their actions. Of course, critics are acting like human beings as well and completely ignoring their excellent example of hindsight bias.]