… Teachers: kids fail and drop out.

… Lifeguards: people drown.

… Police Officers: crimes are committed.

… Firemen: houses burn down.

… Priests: people sin.

… Parents: kids [pick a verb].

Brain freeze – I can’t remember why I am doing this… Oh, because there was a (really somewhat masterful FUD) piece denigrating information security here. I eagerly await his Part 2 solution to the problem of failed security. I am going to go out on a limb and predict that he will recommend Mo’ Better Security ™. Something failing? We need more of it, of course.

Matasano has a nice critique at http://www.matasano.com/log/280/do-we-suck/.