I don't mean to spin spam into a positive thing, but if the soul weighs 21 grams and an email message consumes .3 grams of CO2, does that mean that a soul is consumed after 70 spam messages?
(I'm trying really hard on this one, so at least give me credit for effort)
Only if your soul is made of pure carbon dioxide. Once you filter out the viagra, fake rolexes and toxic mortgages, it’s a lot less.