I just received a call from a recording. It stated that there were "no telemarketers available to assist me." They called me. I was also told that to remove myself from the list, I could call them back and leave my full name and telephone number with area code.

I gotta believe I was just a wardialing victim and that a call to take my name off the list confirms me not only as the biggest loser of all time, but also as a legitimate number and name. Heck, there is probably some law that says if I call them it is legal to do this.

Go figure.